🏴☠️🦎 PIRATE BORG AT THE LAIR — THIS MONDAY 6:30PM 🦎🏴☠️
Right then, landlubbers, goblins, dice gremlins, and people who absolutely promise they are “just popping in for a quick game” before somehow leaving emotionally attached to a cursed pirate with one eye and no moral compass…
Pirate Borg is coming to The Lizards Lair Gaming Company in Crewe this Monday at 6:30pm.
Expect pirates. Expect chaos. Expect questionable life choices. Expect your character to have a plan for about twelve seconds before the sea, the undead, the dice, or another player with “a really good idea” ruins everything.
This is a dark, ridiculous, rules-light pirate RPG full of cursed treasure, horrible decisions, strange creatures, and probably someone trying to lick an artefact they absolutely should not lick.
Seats are limited, because apparently we can’t just cram everyone into a ghost ship and hope for the best. So if you want in, get yourself booked, head over to the store section of the webiste, or do whatever sensible pirates do when they want a seat at the table.
📍 The Lizards Lair Gaming Company, Crewe
🎲 Pirate Borg RPG night
🕡 This Monday — 6:30pm
🏴☠️ Limited seats available
Perfect for fans of tabletop RPGs in Crewe, Dungeons & Dragons Crewe, roleplaying games, pirate adventures, fantasy gaming, dice chaos, beginner-friendly RPG nights, and making deeply unwise decisions in a safe and friendly gaming store.
Come to The Lair. Roll badly. Blame the sea.
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